~Zorrin

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If I were a day of the week, I would be: Wednesday, the day you get a shorter day of school that really only exists to tide you over until the weekend
If I were a time of day, I would be: 12:01, that magical time when you try and figure out whether it's noon or afternoon
If I were a planet, I would be: Mars. I had the potential to be like Earth but then my atmosphere went away and I was left to the ravages of solar wind.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: A seadragon. Because they're kinda like seahorses only cooler.
If I were a direction, I would be: North, so you're always having to try and find me.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A mattress that would be really comfortable if it weren't for that one spring sticking out right in the middle there.
If I were a liquid, I would be: Flat soda.
If I were a stone, I would be: Leopard stone. I'd be smooth yet have all manner of spots over my surface.
If I were a tree, I would be: Live Oak. The best trees for climbing 'cuz of their cool branches, but really rough bark and steep trunk that's a bitch to get up and/or down.
If I were a bird, I would be: A red-winged blackbird. Just 'cuz those things have the coolest fucking song ever. It sounds almost like a machine malfunctioning. You should hear it one day. Awesome
If I were a tool, I would be: A Jackhammer. Useful, but I won't make it easy for you.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: A hibiscus, so if you want to give me to your aunt as a present, I've closed by the time you got me to her.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Blindingly hot and humid, so when you try and sweat to cool off, it doesn't evaporate and just makes you hotter.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: Kirin, so everyone will think I'm a cross between a unicorn and a dragon, when in reality I'm more awesome than either.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Ha ha, got to go with my flute on this one. C:
If I were an animal, I would be: I've always considered myself a Mexican Gray Wolf, but I'm not so sure anymore. They're still my favorite, though.
If I were a color, I would be: Orange. Some people like me, and some people despise the ground I walk on, but I'm always bright and sunny no matter what. C:
If I were an emotion, I would be: Disoriented. I have that effect on people.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: Broccoli. No one really likes me, but I'm delicious anyways.
If I were a sound, I would be: The sound of playground chatter, and all manner of joyful children.
If I were an element, I would be: I WOULD BE AN AIRBENDER. D|
If I were a car, I would be: An old van that's been painted on in several layers.
If I were a song, I would be: As per ~dementedsped's request, 'Shiny Happy People' by REM
If I were a time era, I would be: Pliocene. ICE ICE BABY
If I were a book, I would be written by: Emma Bull and Scott Westerfeld, as a joint project. I'd have crazy-ass scifi scenarios going but I'd also have like elves and shit running around.
If I were a food, I would be: Stirfry. A little bit of everything, brought together nicely by a tasty sauce.
If I were a place, I would be: An old abandoned lot in a city where the grass is real tall and there's wildflowers everywhere.
If I were a taste, I would be: That weird new one with the Japanese name that escapes me. The meaty one.
If I were a scent, I would be: The sickly sweet smell of rotting fruit. Repulsive at first, but after a while it really does start to smell good.
If I were a word, I would be: Androgynous. Yes.
If I were a body part, I would be: Metacarpals. I help you do all kinds of neat shit, but I bet most of you don't know what those are.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: The HUH-DUR face.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Some AP Social Studies course.
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Flapjack. It's mutually agreed by like everyone. And by that I mean my little brother XD
If I were a shape, I would be: A diamond. I'm really just a rhombus on it's side, but everyone seems to classify as something else.
If I were a number, I would be: 8. I'm not really sure why, but it's my favorite number.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be: A bra. Because I'm always there to support you! XD
If I were a piece of jewelry, I would be: One earring, with no partner.
If I were a clothing accessory, I would be: An extra belt there for no real reason than to look cool.

and, from :

Info
[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars. (I scar way to easily)
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses (as of now! woo)
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[x] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[ ] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework. (ha...)
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired

Embarrassment
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (oh too much)
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (shutup, okay? Simba's fucking dad died)
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment (does asthma count?)
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone (my toe, lol)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. (no but dear god do I need to)
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I've had measles

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane. (I was on a private jet once courtesy of my uncle, that was sweet!)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. (I've been to New Orleans when it wasn't Mardi Gras, though)
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play. (oh, kindergarten)
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[x] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
[x] I'm single
[ ] I'm in a relationship
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married. *Common law*
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[x] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[ ] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x]I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick. (Ricola are good, shutup)
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose. (I'm not emo, I just wanted to see what a knife wound looked like up close. :\ I suppose that's worse...)
[ ] I've woken up crying.


Death and Suicide
[x] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[ ] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (ha ha ha...)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books. (HOO BOY)
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[x] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar. (grammar nazis UNITE)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day (no but it sure as hell seems like it sometimes)
[ ] I bake well. (I've been banned from the kitchen XD)
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering names. (though I don't let on)
[x] I'm good at remembering dates. (still remember the day the Wii came out. 11/19/06)
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.


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