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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
The right Cori at the right time.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Behold the power of Cori. (who's a badass?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Always after me Cori. (wtf)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Good to the last Cori. (laughing so hard at this one)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Today's Cori, since 1903. (let's hope they're into Lemon Party, then)

6. To someone you dislike?
Snap into a Slim Cori.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
For a hard-earned thirst, Cori. (LOL THAT IS SO DISGUSTING)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
I think, therefore Cori. (yeah no)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Cori that likes to say Yes. (...uh... let's just hope this doesn't mean what I think it means. o_o)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Ding-dong! Cori calling!

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
It's a Cori adventure.

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
My anti-drug is Cori. (WHAT NOW YOU GOT NOTHING ON THAT)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Cleans right round the Cori. (that's a good one)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Moms like you choose Cori. (lololol that actually sounds like a movie I'd like, to be honest)

15. Your last words before you die...
Pleasing Cori the world over. (by dying? what'd I do?!)

16. Your message to a special someone..
Break me off a piece of tha Cori.

17. Title of this post will be..
Choosy mothers choose Cori.